eyedevised:

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

lol I’ll bring some pizza rolls, that shits hilarious.


chiripepe:

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

This is one of the places in the world that I will absolutely visit in my lifetime. It just sounds so surreal and magical.


keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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zenaxaria:

bloated & hot


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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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